Saturday, March 13, 2010

Back at me

If you read my William blogs, you know he recently suggested I "go lesbian". He said to me:
"Sheryl, maybe you should think about going lesbian. Think about it. You effed up for 38 years with guys. I'm just saying - maybe you should switch it up a little. I'm just saying, homie."
But then earlier this week, out of the blue, he reconsidered my situation and gave me another option - he told me "Sheryl, you either need to go lesbian or get with a black guy - because no other man can handle you." (he also told me that I'm "definitely half black" after seeing my ass in a tight skirt. How he *just* noticed I have a huge ass is beyond me...)

Quite honestly, I'm not sure any man can 'handle' me ('put up with me' is more like it), but if William's suggestion is right, I know who my first choice is: This guy.

For the record, I am a *huge* fan of Old Spice. I've always loved it. And these new commercials are awesome. (Here's another short commercial)

I can't wait for the next installment to see how else my new boyfriend intends to romance me!

18 comments:

Rutila said...

Before I clicked those links, I thought you wanted Bruce Campbell to seduce you.

*Bitch Cakes* said...

Nah, he never did anything for me. And he's not black, silly!

Carly said...

I think I'm in love! So funny :D

Kimberley said...

Isaiah Mustafa is both hot and hilarious! Great choice.

workingoutwellness said...

Hahaha, I love those commercials! Everytime they come on I start giggling to myself. Brilliant marketing.

Charity said...

Did you see clips of him on ELLEN the other day? He is freakin' ADORABLE.

*Bitch Cakes* said...

Is he an established actor? I have no idea who this man is and no I hadn't seen him on Ellen.

*Bitch Cakes* said...

ok I googled him. He's an actor and former football player. I had no idea.

art*deco*dame said...

the ass is cause you're Italian I would bet money on,its a Euro-Latin thing,I got the same ass going on cause I'm a Spaniard via by fathers side of the family.I've got the pear shape,small waist (well I will again once I lose the baby weight damn it) and got the thick thighs and big ass.But I've noticed guys are a fan its only broads that hate on big butts.

*Bitch Cakes* said...

I'm very happy with my shape and big ass :) I hated it when I was growing up, but I do love it now.

Chula said...

This made me think of an italian comedian(cant remember his name) I heard once he said this is what blacks and italians have in common: Big Butts ,gold chains and cadillacs =)

'Drea said...

Reminds me of an Abbey Lincoln song. She says: I'm a woman hard to handle, if you need to handle things...

Renée said...

I have also the small waist-big ass body. And believe me, guys love it :o). I'm Belgian, so maybe it's an European thing :o)

Amanda said...

Heee... I embedded the URL to the You Tube version of that commercial on my blog a couple of weeks ago. Love it!!! You have excellent taste, Sheryl :)

Lynda said...

i would kill for a big ass. i have NO ass to speak of. my nickname in college? pancake ass. not cool.

OilcanRacer said...

i would love a chance at trying to handle you, that a$$ or just take you out for a romantic night on the town...truly you are a dream.
but alas, i am not black, not even close at the moment, but i do like a girl with your proportions!!!

*Bitch Cakes* said...

Mr Oilcan, since I've had no applicants in the "who wants to break me in after my sex-fast" contest, I will consider your comment your 'written essay'. And I've already seen your photo and approve. Therefore, you are the only applicant and front runner. However, you will have to pay for your own trip to NYC.

OilcanRacer said...

yea!!!!! does a happy dance....

email me when and where!