Email from Dad, Part 8: New Year's

On Wed, Dec 29, 2010 at 8:48 PM, Dad wrote:

Hi Sheryl,it's google time.Just read your latest googles.Having me there on Feb.1st is a great idea,I'm looking forward to the event.The talk we had on the phone today,I don't remember you telling me the new cat's name and arrival date.You sounded happy on the phone.Also,what are your plans with your Christmas money? I'm sure you will have good plans.I don't think you should consider the Human Fund for a tax write off.Years ago I would workout on New Years eve to end the year with a workout, then workout again on New Years day to start the year with a workout.Now that I have embraced 21st century technology,my time is limited with all my commitments[Billy,Andy,Rudy,and the list goes on],and prep for the 22nd century of which I have in progress.Have you noticed more and more homes have computers and googling,twizzling,endless information,and just plain convience has been made easy?You can thank me later,it was my pleasure to help mankind in my way.Tell your friends,take some of the credit,it was you who inspired me to this vast level of technology.I would like us to get together.We need to set a place and time.Take care of you,do what you like to do.You work hard,your off time is for you.   Love,Dad
P.S.  This google took a short 25 minutes to complete, with the keys moved and the keyboard on fire from the speed!

Notes:

• After 8 months of keeping it from him, I actually gave my Dad my cell phone number this week.
• I may be getting a new kitten soon, a baby brother for the Professor!
• Dad told me today he is so advanced with 21st century technology, he is now taking on 22nd century technology!

Oh my god, his emails make me laugh...